HOW TO PLAY POKER LIKE A PRO!

How to play poker sermons, delivered in Father Ashley's unique style!

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"I was in Holdem Hell, continually finishing just out of the money, getting drawn in by stronger hands and busting out. What was I doing wrong? That’s when 'divine intervention' led me to Father Ashley. In my first session, he clinically dissected my opponents. We finished the SNG first and I knew that I had found my mentor. Father Ashley helped me identify 'trap hands', monsters waiting in the bushes and the danger man at the table. Since I began working with Father Ashley, I have learnt to maximize the value of my good starting hands whilst avoiding marginal situations that usually end up as losing hands. Poker, like golf, is a game of patience, skill and psychology. If you are considering hiring a poker coach, I strongly recommend Father Ashley."
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How to play poker wisdom in weekly meaty chunks!

Hail sinners! Want to learn how to play poker? Our poker school section can help. But if you're already on the path and need to improve your poker, you're in the right place.

Heed the words of the poker gods and be healed of your losing habits!Come to hear the wise words of Father Ashley. Let him be the guiding light of poker wisdom in your dark existence, illuminating your path out of the wilderness and into the sanctuary of the Church of Texas Holdem.

We're often asked what it's like for Father Ashley to be the world's ONLY Internet poker priest.

It's no picnic in the Vicarage gardens, let us tell you.

The poker gods are numerous, and they speak in manifold tongues. Their babbling, screeching, wailing, muttering cacophony fills his head, night and day. Which isn't a lot of fun.

Every week, Father Ashley will attempt to distill their ravings into a form palatable for the Church of Texas Holdem's many disciples.

Come back every Sunday for your dose of Holy how to play poker advice!

A Christmas message from the Church of Texas Holdem

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How to win at poker? Give up your death grip on Hope.

To learn winning poker, start by believing that you are a winner!

One of the best poker strategies is cooking the books...

In live poker online, pot odds are a vital consideration.

Always play your best poker online and avoid "Oh, f*** it".

An important poker lesson to learn is how to choose your poker table.

You want to bet poker can become your profession?

Borrow successful poker tips from outside the game!


In The Pulpit features guest poker articles

When the Church of Texas Holdem invites people to speak, there's usually a mad rush to help out. In The Pulpit is where you'll hear them. Come one, come all, to hear the wise words of our guest experts!

Enter The Crypt! Texas Holdem articles and more

The Crypt is where the Church of Texas Holdem will 'pension off' articles that no longer have a place elsewhere on the site.

All the writings of our guest speakers from In The Pulpit will eventually find their way to this resting place!

Looking for our eZine back issues? Enter the crypt, if you dare...

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