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"I was in Holdem Hell, continually finishing just out of the money, getting drawn in by stronger hands and busting out. What was I doing wrong? That’s when 'divine intervention' led me to Father Ashley. In my first session, he clinically dissected my opponents. We finished the SNG first and I knew that I had found my mentor. Father Ashley helped me identify 'trap hands', monsters waiting in the bushes and the danger man at the table. Since I began working with Father Ashley, I have learnt to maximize the value of my good starting hands whilst avoiding marginal situations that usually end up as losing hands. Poker, like golf, is a game of patience, skill and psychology. If you are considering hiring a poker coach, I strongly recommend Father Ashley."
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