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- Matt, CA
Snappy
letter from the dazed
and clearly confused Brother Kaolib...
Dear Father Ashley,
I
do not know how to play poker.
Can I be saved? And may I find salvation and millions by playing snap?
Yours faithfully, Kaolib
Dear Brother Kaolib,
Mankind
finds many
motives to explain his various actions. Money is often the
primary motivation for getting out of bed. It is not my place
to judge you: so, if Snap is preferable to poker in your eyes, you will
find your own inner peace.
However, here's two pieces of advice:
1) Poker can be like Snap
Played at the most basic level,
you could become a Texas Holdem player by implementing principles from
Snap. Only play your starting cards if they are a pair. Even
yelling "SNAP!!!" as they are dealt to you won't matter much in online
poker, as your opponents won't hear you. (Try to resist the urge to
type "SNAP!!!" into the chat box, though.)
2) Of course you can be saved
The Church of Texas Holdem is all about
those who seek salvation through Texas Holdem poker. Simply
not being able to play YET is no excuse for not letting the poker gods
into your life. Sign up for the COTH's Sunday School (you can
find a link to it on the left of every page).
By studying our growing
home-school course, you will become at least a winning poker player.
In time, applying the advanced teachings of the Church of Texas Holdem,
you can become a good, solid, winning player. And with luck and the
guidance of the poker gods, you could become a great, winning player.
The millions you covet might then follow.
Of course, if you find a route to millions
from Snap, be sure to share it with our congregation!
Father Ashley
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