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Brother
Hank asks for a
prayer after missing out on a real night of joy
Dear Father Ashley,
I bumped into Scarlet Johannsen
the other day and she challenged me to a game of strip poker with her
and some of her friends. Imagine my anguish when I had to turn her down
because I don't know how to play poker. Please pray for me!
Yours faithfully,
Brother Hank
Dear Brother Hank,
Ah,
you made the
age-old error so uncommon in males: admitting our ignorance.
The world is full of men driving in circles because they can't ask for
directions; losing money daily at Internet poker sites because they
can't admit they need help with their game; and asking their wives and
girlfriends if they are having a good time in bed, because they're too
weak to admit they have never heard of the clitoris.
What you should have said was: "Sure, I'd
love to play. I might need some help brushing up on the rules...", or
better yet: "I'll come along and you guys start, I'll pick up the game
from seeing you play with each other."
Perhaps the Church of Texas Holdem should
open a strip poker hall... I get the feeling we're not controversial
enough.
Of course I'll pray for you. And keep
coming back to the Church. Send all your friends, including Scarlet, if
you see her again!
Father
Ashley
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