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Why
is Father Ashley not a
real Priest?
Dear Father Ashley,
I've just read the About the
Church section on your website and discovered you are not a real
priest! I'm distraught. I have burned all my poker books and have
turned to Satan.
Why did thou foresake thee Father
Ashley?
Yours faithfully,
Terrance
Dear Brother Terrance,
Let's
get
something straight. I am as much a Priest as any other person in any
other religion has a right to be addressed so.
The Church of Texas Holdem is unique. It's
the only poker religion on the planet! That means we don't
answer to anybody and nobody can tell us what to do.
There's no huge Holy guy to smite
me if I upset him; no clown in a coloured bathrobe and a big pointy hat
to send Holy police around to feel my white collar.
Your choice to burn your poker books is an
interesting one. Certainly I would have suggested recycling them at the
very least.
Satan is as Satan does. You may find your
short-term luck with drawing hands improves. I hope it works out for
you.
Meanwhile, if you still require salvation,
come back to the Church of Texas Holdem. Who knows, if enough people
are upset about it, I might ordain myself one day!
Father
Ashley
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