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Brother
Richard wishes he
hadn't borrowed his WSOP stake...
Dear Father Ashley,
Following your advice,
I borrowed my way to the WSOP but was lost in a
sea of glum-faced poker players and never found the safe shores of the
final table. In fact, I drowned without even reaching sight of Day 2.
I am glad to say that the
righteous path of the Church of Texas Holdem is now being followed to
the letter and I consider myself to be a shark in the above waters.
I shall turn that SEA RED with
the spilt blood of all those non-COTH heathens.
Poker debts are a thing of the
past for me now. Your teachings have set me right. For that, my soul is
yours.
Yours Faithfully,
Richard
Dear Brother Richard,
As you have found out, borrowing
money to play in such a huge event as
the WSOP is always a risky venture.
But you are richer for the experience. And
there's no need to give me your soul. A cash payment in lieu of your
immortal happiness would be just fine.
If you know a good financial advisor, then
now might be a good time to give him a call.
Father Ashley
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