Grab your Church of Texas Holdem
T- shirts and poker gifts!

At the Church of Texas Holdem, we have made poker supply instant cool by applying our fiendish sense of humour to quality Texas Holdem Tee shirts and other great poker gifts! 

Courtesy of CafePress, we have opened our doors to a wide variety of poker gifts and clothing. Poker is a hot topic right now, so be COOL with these fantastic items!

They are the perfect items to make poker supply you with some cool. So get on down to our CafePress shop and order poker gifts!

Clothes for the boys

We've designed a whole bunch of exclusive Texas Holdem T shirts for you poker boyz. Wear them with pride and spread the word of the Church of Texas Holdem!

Internet Poker is rigged (I always lose)

Quality long-sleeved Tee with the slogan that everybody knows to be oh-so-true...

I'm a poker player. Please sit and go.

A subtle message to wear out to your favourite pub or other meeting place! Available in a choice of fits, depending on the effect poker has had on your waistline.

I'm not pleased to see you... I just have a huge bankroll

Available on your choice of Texas Holdem T shirts, classic thong or boxer shorts! One of our favourite poker supply items, would make perfect poker gifts for the well-endowed wallets in your poker school.

We're all drawing dead.

The Ace of Spades with a bullethole. Wow, the originality never stops!

See more of our Texas Holdem T-shirts at CafePress!

Clothes for the girls

Because the poker widow in your life never got a chance to look this good, we made poker gifts designed to bring out her poker humour. If it doesn't succeed, fear not, we're working on a divorce humour section.

Poker is like sex: a big pair is no guarantee of a good flop.

Our favourite way to make poker supply a cool put-down. Father Ashley can testify to the truth of this statement! One of our favourite Texas Holdem T shirts.

Find a top pair and move in

Two big Qs above the breast area should hammer the point home!

Find one you like and stick it all-in.

If you didn't appreciate the subtlety of the last one, this should be even more obvious!

Ace of Blondes

Suitable to celebrate either the favourite beer or broad in your poker life! Make sure her poker gifts don't go unappreciated.

BIG PAIR ADVISOR Ask me how to hold'em.

Resist THIS invitation if you can find the willpower!

Internet Poker is rigged (I always lose)

Even the girls think it's true. Pink, so you don't confuse it with the fella's.

You're looking at my pair... and thinking about my Ace.

Girls are much more fun to design poker T-shirts for than boys!

More poker gifts at CafePress!

Clothes for the Baby

Not even your pride and joy is safe from the COTH!

Daddy sucks at poker bib

Keeps baby clean while sending a subtle message to dad.

Hey Daddy! Quit playing poker and play with ME! T-shirt

Always a hard plea to ignore!

I'm better at poker than my Daddy.

All in onesie with the hardest lesson Dad will ever learn.

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Poker gifts for any occasion

Every day is a special day with one of our great poker supply products. Buy special poker gifts for the players in your life!

Dealer button fridge magnet

Classic item, cheap and cheerful stocking filler.

After flop improvement mousemat

Can't remember those percentages? We've memorised them for you and produced a handy reminder.

Poker hand rankings coaster

Perfect for poker parties, when newbies can't remember if three of a kind beats a straight...

Poker Time! clock

Every time you look at this clock, it will remind you it's time to get to the tables!

Man's Best Friend (AA) dog T-shirt

When you're not sure whether man's best friend needs a walk or improvement on the river, this will help resolve the issue!

I love Father Ashley mug

For disciples who like their tea a little more British.

I'm a MUG for Texas Holdem! mug

Don't knock your coffee over when you lose a hand.

I've pulled the Ace of Blondes beer stein

Poker and beer: a classic combo.